But, Dr. ButtDoctor (Proctology, Parody, and Paranormal)

But, Dr. ButtDoctor (Proctology, Parody, and Paranormal)


Mr. Thomas? Yes? Dr. Buttdoctor will see you now. Oh, uh… Thank you, Nurse, uh? Feratu. Nurse Feratu. Ah… ok. Come in Mr. Thomas. Now what seems to be the problem… Uh, Well… But Dr. Buttdoctor stare at my crack I’m dropping trow. Baby got back. But Dr. Buttdoctor give me a sign That everything will be fine But Dr. Buttdoctor glove on your hand How ‘bout a clue into your plan Why I’m exposed here in such a cold room With goosebumps on my full moon What’s that medieval tool lurking there (What tool what where) Where could that horrendous thing go (I’m sure I don’t know) Please don’t plug it in It’d be a sin Call my next of kin What a horror show! But Dr. Buttdoctor I changed my mind. No need to look. Don’t waste your time. If I just leave now right through the front
door And run down the corridor But Dr. Buttdoctor this door is locked I’ll pull up my pants so I’m not half-cocked Once you unlock this I’ll be on my way I’m sure things will be ok All those flashing lights on that console
there! (What console, where?) Am I in a bad sci-fi show? (Oh heavens no) Are we up in space? Don’t take off your face! What the heck’s this place? It’s a UFO!!! Alien Buttdoctor why are you here? Did you just want, a look at my rear? Please drop me off at the planet called Earth So, I’ll tell you what. Don’t think I’m a nut. Turn this thing round. Back down to the ground. But please keep away from my butt! Oy! (UFO lift-off sound)

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