tHis Is HUmAniTies eLEveNth hoUr *sound of all female audience members falling in love* *and now the men* *update: the whole audience is now in love with Robert* look at the way he’s sitting oh lord QUIET NOW HE’S GONNA SING oH gOd it’s a sHow STOPPING nUmBEr a ReAL shOw Stopper a ShOw sToppINg NuMbEr come on something to SHOCK EM’ to bring them a-crawlin’ a BiG TiMe BoX OffiCE draw his voice is so good here I’m dying spotLIGHT those shouldersssss how can you not love this man? got a SHow sTOppiNG number for youuuu I love how confused Ted is a SHOW STOPPING NUMBER is something you die for (I’d die for you robert) a ReAL cAtchY eArWorM-y tuuunneee this is the part where Ted starts questioning his sexuality im swooning It’ll unify humanity in a THUNDERING CHORUS NO EXIT FROM THIS BROADWAY VENUEEEEE so CRASH those shiny symbols got a show stopping hymnal for you tHis SonGs PrEtty gOod Huh THAT WALK YASSSS *foot sweep* we don’t have time… FUCKING GO FOR IT Ted was honestly me during this whole song WORKING BOYZ a new musical I swear to god if ‘working boys’ isn’t Starkid’s next musical then we riot. honestly ted is such a mood oR aRE tHey… im so ready BUISNESS CALLS IM UP TO MY ASS IN SHIT *aggressively bops head* wHat Is ThIS busiNeSS MARKETS ARE CRASHING AND IM AT THE EDGE OF MY WITS I JUST CAN’T TAKE IT when ALL I WANT TO DO Is spend the day with… gReG and sTeVE and sTeWe AnD MaRK and leiGhtoN AND CHAD (most iconic line in musical history) and… ring ring the phone rings I answer it this is the best run I’ve ever seen oh hey greg *heavy breathing* im swamped… with BUSINESS *business shit I don’t understand* you can see the pain in his eyes last week feels like ages ago. just watch Ted getting hyped up in the background just you and me and steve and stu woah I just realised he forgot greg! poor greg. AND CHAD aww, it’s so cute how excited he is *dramatic stare into the distance* ALL I WANT TO DO IS SPEND THE DAY WITH STEEEVVVEEE ANNNDDDD YASSS ROBERT!!! fiVE o’CloCK cAnt CoME sooN eNouGh I can’t wait too get home to my BOYS this was the moment that I decided I was going to marry him. tHeY’ll ThrOw uS ThEIR mOneY those hips THOSE HIPS wow my ovaries just exploded Robert manion is the greatest human on this earth… thank you for coming to my ted talk. hEy HeNRy woah that means his name is Henry Hidgens that can’t be Greg he has a J on his shirt…good costume choice Jeff can it be five o’clock already? it must be… WORKING BOYS WE’RE UP TO OUR ASS IN SHIT *agressive head bops x3* WHAT IS THIS BUSINESS I feel like a proud mum right now you’re doing great sweetie! look at Corey struggling along wow that was an experience should I take this chair? wait no NOT MY TUMMY someone put Jeff back in his cage please.