Hey everyone, that’s right! It’s time for another Top 10 Numbers *goat scream* And this week, the things that are happening in the world have affected the rankings. (Boy, that escalated quickly!) So let’s dive in for another informative YouTube video to keep your brain edjumacated and limber: It’s time for Top 10 Numbers from One Through Ten *g̷̞͑͊ͅo̴̘̳͗̍n̵͉̼̒͠ǵ̶͇̙͝* You’re watching the Internet. *ding dong* Hello? Oh! So, coming in at number 10: It’s number 2! (oooh!) Which is confusing because at number 8, it’s, in fact, number 10. But I’m getting a bit ahead of myself. Because at number 9, it’s still number 8! And at number 7, it’s actually number 9. Interesting! Top 10 Numbers is a great video to keep watching! Oh, shoot, no! We skipped over number 8! 🎵 Top 10 Numbers! 🎵 But I think I’ve already informed you that it’s actually: Number 10! 🎵 Top 10 Numbers! 🎵 But to keep things in order, let’s again go over that number 7 is still actually at number 9. Which of course means, if you’re paying attention, that coming in at number 6 is, in fact the number 7 *laughter* (But I really like seven!)
*laughter* All right, class! It’s time for a pop quiz: What number came in at number 8? 📣 The test starts now! 📣 Was it: Number 7? Number 7, number 8? Number 7, number 8 or number 9? *BUZZER* Stay tuned for that answer! But hold on! We’re getting reports that the number 6 ranking needs to be updated to number 9. *ooouu!* Because apparently, that’s the sex number. *ooohh!* (My goodness) *buzzer* But not in my christian top 10 videos, get that smutt out of here, pal! (door banging) 🎵 Top 10 Numbers! 🎵
(door banging) 🎵 Top 10 Numbers! 🎵
📣 The test is over, please put down your pencils. 📣 📣 The test is over, please put down your pencils. 📣 🎵 Top 10 Numbers! 🎵
📣 The test is over, please put down your pencils. 📣 🎵 Top 10 Numbers! 🎵
🔔 *ding* 🔔 🎵 Top 10 Numbers! 🎵
Alright, time’s up! Alright, time’s up! Did you guess number 10 for number 8? (Radical!) Because if you did, you win access to the rest of this video! 🎵 Top 10 Numbers! 🎵 And if you guessed wrong, please click on another YouTube video or pay me money, because watching past this point is PIRACY! ☠️ Arr, ye mateys!
PIRACY! ☠️ *mhrm* Alright, and at number 5: It’s number 1. Sorry, 1, but there can only be one number 1 and that one number is coming up later here, on Top 10 Numbers from One Through Ten. 🎵 Top 10 Numbers! 🎵 And at number 4, it’s surprisingly number 3! *wololoo!* But at number 3, it’s also surprisingly: Number 4! (This is my kind of fun!) But unsurprisingly, at number 2, It’s actually number 6. And if you’ve been paying attention to the math or just know the deep meta, *gong* You should know which number is coming in at number 1, ’cause it’s of course NUMBER 5! Fuck you, number 7, you basic! Haha, and now a word from this video’s sponsors: Ah ṡ̵̲͔̆hit, ̴̪̰̅͂sp̷͉͍͑͐ons̴̪͇͗̾ors? Gotta click away̵̡͉͒͘,̶̨̥̏̊
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