Hello everybody, my name is Stefan Karl Stefansson Woah Are Number One HEY! VSAUCE MICHAEL HERE We are the biggest number believable pootipooti trrrrrr pum pum pa pa ka ka poo too kum We are number 2+2 is 4 minus 3 that’s 1 quick maths Here’s a little lesson in Oh look a gourmet impling This is going down in varrock world one If you want to be a Spartan number one You have to chase a Persian on the run! Spartans never retreat! Spartans never surrender! Just go the opposite direction of where I’m going And run around Make sure to be as noisy as you possibly can Shhhh! Total silence Yes please touch that some more All I do is win win win no matter what
Got money on my mind I can never get enough
And every time I step up in the buildin’
Everybody hands go up
And they stay there wowowowowowowowowow wow wowowowowowowowow wowowowow wow wow wow wow wowowowowow wow wow wow Anon behold at this meshes, yond I just hath found At which hour I sayeth wend, beest eft to throweth Wend! throweth t at the gent not me! Well I guess we’ll have to find another way I’ll watch and learn; here’s the deal: You slip and slide on these spices How did this happen? C are number one Deus vult мы номер один bings and bongs to melody I’m gonna bomb the shit out of ’em I am now singing non-lexical vocables along the melody of the song
We are so successful one could say that we rank first
I am going na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Bork Bork Bork (R.I.P. Gabe) A special thank you to all of you, my dear meme friends who have been donating to our family fund at GoFundMe. Thank you so much! It really touches my heart, thank you so much! And Goodbye everybody and keep memeing!